Be A PooRA$$ViLLe Citizen!!

(As seen on t.v.)

Y'all see PooRA$$ViLLE is a real crowded 'ville, and we have to cut down on our citizenships. So we have a new citizenship plan. Every WeeK I'll ask a PooRA$$ViLLE question to see how much ya know about PooRA$$ViLLE. The first person to send me the CoRRect AnSWER will recieve their Very oWn PooRA$$ViLLe CiTIZEnSHiP!!!!

This weeks question is:

In tHe Mr.HanKEy SouTH ParK Christmas SpeCiAL, How DoEs KeNNy DiE?

While you're chillin here at PooRA$$ViLLe, why not put on some music to chill to. Cause you know what they say, Mo' MoNey meAns Mo' PrOBLEms. That's why the Poora$$ LiFE is soooo GrEat!

It's a Hard Knock Life For us....

Starvin Marvin's back in town and he's got attitude. He knows all about Da Hard Knock Life and every DaMn WeeK he'll tell ya about it.

This Week : "clickboradclikclikboradclickclickclick" (translation : "Don't piss my DaMN a$$ off, beeeeaaatch.

PooRA$$ oF the Week

This Week's Best PooRA$$ is by FAR, the Most Talented player in the NHL today, JaMie MaCouN!! In fact, he's the highest paid PooRA$$ in PooRA$$ViLLe today. He makes 3 whole BuCKs a YEar!!!! WoW!!!!! And he deserves every penny. He led the ReD WingS to the StAnelY CUP !!!!!!!

Why? Cause he's a PooRA$$!!!